Einey: Mom, what are you eating?
Meenie: I hear something.
Einey: I smell chips. Are you eating Doritos?
Me: Um...(crunch, crunch) no.
Einey: It smells like Doritos. I hear you crunching. What are you eating?
Meenie: Are they orange?
Moe: Uhh, uhh... (apparently she could see me)
Me: Nothing. I'm not eating anything.
After about 5 minutes of them grilling me, I gave in and told the truth. They are way to clever for their own good!